This is the best two minutes of today so far.

Also, if this was an olympic sport, id join the saikang warriors next sem just to watch this.

(via fuckyeahslightlyamusing)

ahahahhaha akamaru.

canned-spam:

when poketards think too much.

now imagine rich old women using them for their own pleasures.

Edit: They really fucking suck.

canned-spam:

i just remembered i was supposed to show the origin of Dickbutt.

is………. that……… right.

nogoodnamesleft:

This is fucking epic.

I’m inside the cinema at the Cathay now. Instead of Feng yun they loaded the wrong fucking film. New moon started playing and the entire cinema of ah bengs collectively shouted WTF and started cursing

fucking A.

I want to feel clean.

Also, its 7am. FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-

How they pitched the Death Star.

thanks john. you’re so helpful and understanding.

shit. lightsaber whip.

nogoodnamesleft:

(via fuckyeahcyanideandhappiness)

This reminds me of American Gods

I lol-ed. Hard.

9gag:

fishes

fail.

Caption: Cameraman interviewing boobs.

LINE PLEASE!